(NaturalNews) Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a huge mosquito, no, wait, … it’s Zika, the official sponsor-virus for this year’s Super Bowl – brought to you by Merck, Pfizer and Bill Gates himself. And though the winner of the Super Bowl is crowned “world champions” (even though it’s just USA teams playing), it just wouldn’t be a “worldly” celebration without a good virus scare. You’ve seen them before – last year it was the Measles scare. Before that, Swine flu. Quick, everyone run out and get inoculated with some MSG, formaldehyde and aluminum. Ask for extra preservatives, because everyone knows ALL preservatives are good for humans, and mercury is good for the brain and central nervous system. But don’t get too drunk during the game, or you might get a little “crazy” afterwards and catch an STD that contains ZIKA, the official STD of Super Bowl 50.
Big Pharma is at it again, inventing infectious diseases that were contained or didn’t exist decades ago. Of course, there’s NO CURE for Zika, except to watch the Super Bowl to find out where the nearest FEMA camp is located in your town or city, and rush on in for that immunization. Did you hear they don’t have one yet? That was just a rumor started by those crazy health enthusiasts again. Never mind them. They don’t eat pizza or subway and they don’t drink soda pop. They know nothing of culture. They probably don’t even have a favorite NFL team to root for in the Zika Bowl this year. They can still get bit by the Bill Gates Zika mosquito, though!
What do you think they’ll put in the Zika vaccine, besides chemical ingredients that make you sterile in order to reduce the population problem and do what’s right “for the greater good?” Here are some typical flu shot and combo-vaccine ingredients given to children, infants and pregnant women in America:
Bovine cow serum: Extracted from cow skin. When injected causes connective tissue disorders, arthritis and lupus; also shortness of breath, low blood pressure, chest pain and skin reactions.
Sorbitol: Synthetic sweetener which metabolizes very slowly and aggravates IBS and gastrointestinal issues.
Gelatin: Derived from the collagen inside animals’ skin and bones. Injecting gelatin poses the risk of infection from synthetic growth hormones and BSE infectivity (mad cow disease).
Sodium chloride: Raises blood pressure and inhibits muscle contraction and growth.
Egg protein: Vaccines are prepared in eggs (certainly not organic). May contain growth hormones, antibiotics, and salmonella bacteria.
Thimerosal: A neurotoxic mercury which causes autism: There are 25 mcg in one average flu vaccine, and the EPA safety limit is 5 micrograms, so children who are vaccinated simultaneously with multiple* vaccines receive over 10 times the safety limit of mercury in one day.
Human albumin: The protein portion of blood from pooled human venous plasma; when injected causes fever, chills, hives, rash, headache, nausea, breathing difficulty, and rapid heart rate. Injecting “pooled blood” can result in a loss of body cell mass and cause immunodeficiency virus infection, or contain SV40, AIDS, cancer or Hepatitis B from drug addicts.
Formaldehyde: Highly carcinogenic fluid used to embalm corpses. Ranked one of the most hazardous compounds to human health; can cause liver damage, gastrointestinal issues, reproductive deformation, respiratory distress and cancer. Plus, formaldehyde has been known to fail to deactivate the virus the vaccine is intended to cure, thus enabling a live virus to enter your blood and infect your system.
Phenoxyethanol: A glycol ether/chemical; highly toxic to the nervous system, kidneys, and liver. The FDA warns “can cause shut down of the central nervous system (CNS), vomiting and contact dermatitis” in cosmetics; imagine when injected into your blood.
Aluminum phosphate: Greatly increases toxicity of mercury, so caution about minimum mercury tolerance is therefore severely underestimated. CDC scientists and all doctors are well aware of this.
MSG (monosodium glutamate): When injected becomes a neurotoxin, causing CNS disorders and brain damage in children.